A short story: consistently a mess
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Instagram VS Reality. Caution: ⚠️ objects in mirror are more botched than they appear.
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I am all for self-improvement during this journey called life but cmon
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In the words of the famous Randy Jackson “its gonna be a no for me dawg” 😂😂😂😂
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This “woman” is nasty, a bully and downright deplorable but yall dislike for Alabama going through what normal teenagers go through (finding themselves) has blinded y’all from the truth and screwed your perception of reality
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I know that hell will freeze over before she admits to the BBLs but there is something so “yuck” about how it looks on Khloe. The bbl is obvious. They chicken legs are so telling
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I know water distorts the reflection but it looks like she’s sitting on a pool floatie. Queue signature support boob grab.
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I know, I know. Rinse, wash, repeat but this will never not be funny lmao. The jokes write themselves
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Offer absolutely nothing to the world. Useless generational grift. We are partly to blame for the existing of these parasites.
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I swear to God, no matter which angle you look at Khameleon Khloe she looks TERRIBLE. Realtime.
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Flat out terrifying.
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They look terrible in normal clothes
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Let’s put this into context :
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Attention this is not a drill, I repeat this is not a drill 🛑⚠️.
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Whoooooooooooo00000ooo is this?
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Lmao it’s the thighs and hamstrings for me. I know there are even more horrendous examples of her out there but this is laughable. The lie so much.
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No Kris-topher, Dr. Miami and his platoon of surgeons did but keep playing in our faces
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Khloé Alexandra “Alex Roldan” Kardashian, I need you to return that behind back to sender because WOW
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Kris….please have a seat and let’s talk….
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Khloe literally looks exactly how we feel when we look at her : Uncomfortable
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Would you like to really know what the Kardashians are all about? Look no further than their “family” oriented “realty” show commercial/promo
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Humble yourself Khloe never forget where you came from (lowkey looking like Kim’s mother at a parent-teacher meeting)
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They really tried it. Oh yes the early 2000 lacklustre photoshop. They made Khloe’s feet dry and ashy, if she rubbed them together she could easily start a fire.
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